ENTER THE AQUIFER ASSEMBLY
LIMITED TO 50 TIER I MEMBERS
Become a Tier I founding member of MEMPHYS Pure Artesian Water for $200
Receive Your Scroll of Eternal Loyalty
Ceremonial 24-pack of MEMPHYS sent to your door
Unique members-only content and previews
20% lifetime discount on your first case of every drop
Admission to annual members only event
Enjoy Sacred Airdrops That Endure Forever
Inscribed digital certificate
Founding Member status in lasting digital record
VIP First access to limited edition releases
ENTER THE AQUIFER ASSEMBLY
LIMITED TO 50 TIER I MEMBERS
Become a Tier I founding member of MEMPHYS Natural Artesian Water for $200
Receive Your Scroll of Eternal Loyalty
Ceremonial 24-pack of MEMPHYS sent to your door
Unique members-only content and previews
20% lifetime discount on your first case of every drop
Admission to annual members only event
Enjoy Sacred Airdrops That Endure Forever
Inscribed digital certificate
Founding Member status in lasting digital record
VIP First access to limited edition releases
MEMPHIS LEGENDS APPROVE
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Z-Bo calls it “The Best Water In The World”
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Lil Wyte headlining at Memphis in May
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Kingpin Skinny Pimp: “This is a great water.”
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WHY MEMPHYS?
The Source is ancient. The Assembly is eternal. Enter the Assembly. Become immortal. For those chosen to answer the calling.
đź’§ Founding Member Drop
Tier I of the Eternal Order
Only 50 may ever enter. Ever.
Before there was water in the can,
there was a whisper in the soil.
MEMPHYS wasn’t invented.
It was unearthed.
And now, for the first time,
50 names will be written into the Source itself.
YOU’RE NOT BUYING WATER.
You’re stepping into a myth, while it’s still being written.
For $200, you become one of the first 50 souls ever allowed into
The Aquifer Assembly, the sacred inner circle of MEMPHYS.
This is Tier I.
The beginning of legend.
And it will never open at this price again.
đź’§ WHAT YOU RECEIVE
| Artifact | Value |
|---|---|
| đź“ś Inscribed Digital Certificate | Immediate |
| 🏛️ Founding Member Status in Lasting Digital Record | Eternal |
| 🔓 VIP First Access to Limited Edition Drops | Ongoing |
| 📦 Ceremonial 24-Pack of MEMPHUS Drop #002 (ships when certified) | $71 |
| 🧠Unique Members-Only Content and Previews | Exclusive |
| đź’¸ 20% Lifetime Discount on First Case of Every Drop | Locked |
| 🎟️ Admission to Annual Members-Only Event | First Access |
A LIVING ORDER. NOT A DISCOUNT CLUB
This is a generational covenant.
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In 2026, only 25 may enter. At $400.
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In 2027? Just 12. At $800.
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Each year, fewer are invited. Each tier holds more weight.
You are Tier I.
And Tier I can never be replicated.
đź’§THIS OFFER IS ONE TIME ONLY.
No subscriptions.
No restocks.
No second chances.
Once all 50 Assembly positions are claimed,
the door for Tier I closes forever.
No refunds. No waitlist. No shortcuts.
HOW TO JOIN
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Tap CLAIM YOUR SEAT
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Secure your Tier I position for $200
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Receive your digital certificate & token confirmation instantly
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Your case ships once Drop #002 is certified
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You are now part of the sacred few
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT IN HISTORY
You’re not just early.
You’re eternal.
The 50 names sealed today
will echo through every Drop, every can, every prayer, every year.
Join the Aquifer Assembly.
Become Tier I.
Before the myth seals without you.
Frequently Asked Questions
What exactly am I buying?
You’re becoming a Tier I Founding Member of the Aquifer Assembly.
You’re claiming one of 50 lifetime positions that grant early access to every future Drop, one free case of water (Drop #002), a digital certificate, an exclusive ritual token, and your name etched into the Scroll of Eternal Loyalty.
It’s not just water. It’s cultural legacy.
When will I receive my case of water?
Once Drop #002 passes final certification and compliance.
We’re transparent, not reckless. Your water ships when it’s legally cleared and sealed with the same care as the myth behind it.
You’ll be the first to receive it, before any retailer, press, or public.
What if I change my mind?
Your seat in the Assembly is non-refundable.
This isn’t a product you return. It’s a sacred position you either accept or decline.
If you’re not ready, step aside. If you are, seal your name and take your place.
Will there be more drops like this?
Never like this.
This is Tier I. The origin story.
Tier II opens in 2026 with only 25 spots, priced at $400.
The price doubles and the access shrinks every year.
You’ll never be able to buy into the first 50 again.
Is this real water?
Yes, and real history.
MEMPHYS is pure artesian water drawn from the Memphis Sand Aquifer, bottled with pride in Memphis, TN.
This isn’t hype. This is real water, in a real can, with a real mission.
Can I give my membership to someone else?
No. The Scroll is sealed in your name.
The moment you join, your name is forever locked to your place in the Assembly.
It’s personal. It’s eternal. Choose wisely.
Is this a subscription?
No. This is a one-time sacred purchase.
No auto-renewals. No hidden fees.
Just legacy, value, and ritual in a single transaction.
Still not sure?
Then don’t rush. MEMPHYS isn’t for everyone.
But if you feel the pull, the whisper that this was meant for you, then don’t wait.
Because once the Scroll is sealed, the names are locked.
Forever.
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